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Laugh Out Loud: I have a nice set of Barack Obama "Happy Holidays" greeting cards, they're collector items now. He has that nice, superior smile on his face and everything.
Next year I'll donate a couple because I know how cherished they'd be for the recipient.
I have a nice set of Barack Obama "Happy Holidays" greeting cards, they're collector items now. He has that nice, superior smile on his face and everything.
Next year I'll donate a couple because I know how cherished they'd be for the recipient.
I also had the wife video tape the entirety of our good fortune with commentary of the arrival of our "holiday Christmas card" and the whole thing was witnessed by 30 family and friends gathered around the tree. Of course I was expecting Santa or Rudolph but the disappointment soon left as I opened the card and the bill fell out. We were so stunned that we took closeups of it and wanting to preserve the moment I enclosed the card and envelope in a plastic bag. I am sure your DNA is on it somewhere. You know they always go after the "mastermind" don't you? I hear a canary warming his vocal cords up somewhere.Originally Posted by OldVet
PS: I also have copies of these forum posts in a locked vault just in case. If you hear of a major counterfeiting ring bust in isolated West Texas you might consider an extended vacation in the Sudan, you would be safe from extradition there.
“Civil Wars happen when the victimized are armed. Genocide happens when they are not.”
― A.E. Samaan
You and OV are in a tight race for who gets to play Scrooge in next years Christmas play----you may have just won.
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“Civil Wars happen when the victimized are armed. Genocide happens when they are not.”
― A.E. Samaan
Bring 'em on Jeanlouise ...... someone could always use new targets.
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Hillary Christmas cards?
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Official Forum Curmudgeon Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Tact: The skill of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
A new leader or at least a tie.
ETA: I guess one of you could be the Grinch and the other could be Scrooge.
“Civil Wars happen when the victimized are armed. Genocide happens when they are not.”
― A.E. Samaan
I'll go first.
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Official Forum Curmudgeon Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Tact: The skill of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
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Come January 20th 2017 there be a New SHERIFF hereabouts Yehaaaaa
How much nuffin could a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin?
I want to have the picture blown up and printed for next year's Christmas Card!
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✟✟✟ "...and HE said..."he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one". Luke 22:36
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