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SatCong created the thread List of doomsday predictions the climate alarmist got wrong.
" For more than 50 years Climate Alarmists in the scientific community and environmental movement have not gotten even one prediction correct, but they do have a perfect record of getting 41 predictions wrong.

https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2 ... edictions/

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SatCong created the thread Greek police arrest suspect in 1985 TWA Flight 847 hijacking.
" A man wanted in the 1985 hijacking of a Trans World Airlines (TWA) plane in which a U.S. Navy diver was killed has been arrested by Greek police.

Police said Saturday the suspect, a 65-year-old Lebanese man, was arrested on the island of Mykonos two days ago.

https://www.foxnews.com/world/greek-...-847-hijacking "

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SatCong created the thread Building Permit.
" Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.

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Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.?? It was going to be

100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and??

windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

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It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it green with??

pink trim. Then I was gonna hire some idiot to stand on top of it and SCREAM??

as loud as he could three or four times a day.

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The City Council told me:?? Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!

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So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."

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Work starts on Monday.?? And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!

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I love this country. It's the government that scares me.

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" Georgia homeowner fatally shoots 3 teens in masks who tried to rob him, sheriff's office says

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SatCong created the thread Largest engine in the world.
" Attachment 25285
Attachment 25286

This is the crankshaft for a Wärtsilä-Sulzer RTA96-C engine, the largest reciprocating engine in the world, used in large container ships. It's a 1810-liter engine that generates 108,920 horsepower at 102 RPM, and it idles at 22 RPM... almost 3 seconds per rotation. This crankshaft weighs 300 tons (660,000 pounds) and each piston weighs 12,000 pounds and has a stroke length is 2.5 meters (8.2 feet). As of 2006 there were more than 300 of these engines in active service. "

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SatCong created the thread That's Different!.

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SatCong created the thread OOPS!.
" Air Force jet accidentally fires rocket into Arizona desert
No one was injured when an A-10C Warthog "unintentionally released" a phosphorus smoke rocket about halfway between Phoenix and Tucson, the Air Force said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...esert-n1050571 "

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SatCong created the thread Some One Is Upset!.
" Thousands to attend BBQ in front of Australian vegan’s home who fought with neighbors over barbecuing
https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/th...ver-barbecuing

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SatCong created the thread Crimes by illegal immigrants widespread across US – Sanctuaries shouldn’t shield them.
" According to the Texas report, over the course of their criminal careers those illegal immigrants were charged with committing 494,000 criminal offenses.

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/hans...nt-shield-them "

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SatCong created the thread Very Lucky Woman.
" She thought she had water in her left ear. It was actually a brown recluse spider

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SatCong created the thread Dear Mom,.
" Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.



I got to ride in one of the search and rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast.

Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him.



Did you know that if you put gas on a fire it will blow up?The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.



We'll be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It wasn't his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left. Scoutmaster Ted said that with a bus that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance.



We think it's a super bus. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It gets pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to us.



Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where there aren't any cops. All we ever see up there are huge logging trucks.



This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast (it's concrete because we didn't have any plaster), so he let us take the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.



Scoutmaster Ted isn't crabby like some of the other scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.



Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew dived into the lake and cut his arm, we all got to see how a tourniquet works.



Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said he got sick that way with food he ate in prison.

I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?



Don't worry about anything. We're all fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent.

I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo.



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SatCong created the thread Former VA Pathologist Charged in Deaths of 3 Patients.
" A pathologist fired from an Arkansas veterans hospital after officials said he had been impaired while on duty was charged Tuesday with involuntary manslaughter in the deaths of three patien

https://www.military.com/daily-news/...navy_190827.nl

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SatCong created the thread Why I Like Retirement!.
" Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.



Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.




Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.



Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.




Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.


Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.




Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!



Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.




Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never-ending Coffee Break




Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
And, my very favorite....

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

SERENITY



Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied....
'Two years older than me'.
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented..
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?





Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked...
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is
you can hide your own Easter eggs
and have fun finding them.


I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.


I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,
by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.


It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'

THE SENILITY PRAYER:


Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, the good fortune
to run into the ones I do, and the
eyesight to tell the difference.


‘*********

Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing! "

August 27th, 2019, 08:52 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Americans Have Shifted Dramatically on What Values Matter Most.
" Patriotism, religion and having children rate lower among younger generations than they did two decades ago, WSJ/NBC News survey finds


https://www.wsj.com/articles/america...st-11566738001 "

August 25th, 2019, 10:50 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Little Johnny.
" A preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.
“This mower work, son?” the preacher asked.
Little Johnny said, “Sure does, just pull on the cord hard, though.”
The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn’t start.
Thinking he’d been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny’s house. “You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough.”
“Well,” Johnny said, “you need to curse at it sometimes.”
The preacher was aghast. “I’ve not done that in years!”
“Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It’ll come back to you.” "

August 24th, 2019, 06:27 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread What Ever Happened to these Old Words?.
" Lost Words From Our Childhood



Mergatroyd! Do you remember that word? Would you believe the spell-checker did not recognize the word Mergatroyd? Heavens to Mergatroyd!





The other day a not so elderly (I say 75) lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy; and he looked at her quizzically and said, "What the heck is a Jalopy?" He had never heard of the word jalopy! She knew she was old ... But not that old.





Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.





About a month ago, I illuminated some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included:

Don't touch that dial,

Carbon copy,

You sound like a broken record,

and Hung out to dry.





Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie . We'd put on our best bib and tucker , to straighten up and fly right.





Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Holy Moley!





We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley ; and even a regular guy couldn't accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China!





Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when's the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, and pedal pushers.





Oh, my aching back! Kilroy was here, but he isn't anymore.





We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Or, "This is a fine kettle of fish!"



We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent, as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.



Poof, go the words of our youth, the words we've left behind. We blink, and they're gone. Where have all those great phrases gone?



Long gone: Pshaw, The milkman did it. Hey! It's your nickel. Don't forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Well, Fiddlesticks! Going like sixty. I'll see you in the funny papers. Don't take any wooden nickels. Wake up and smell the roses.



It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter has liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff! (Carter's Little Liver Pills are gone too!)



Leaves us to wonder where Superman will find a phone booth...



See ya later, alligator! After a while, Crocodile! Okidoki.



You'll notice they left out "Monkey Business"!!!



WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE FABULOUS 50'S ... NO ONE WILL EVER HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY AGAIN .. WE WERE GIVEN ONE OF OUR MOST PRECIOUS GIFTS: LIVING IN THE PEACEFUL AND COMFORTABLE TIMES, CREATED FOR US BY THE "GREATEST GENERATION!" "

August 24th, 2019, 12:25 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread FOOLS!.
" Group of 44 hikers rescued at Lost Dutchman State Park
hikers are fitness coordinators from Kansas and were advised by the park ranger not to hike the trail. DA! Sure they can brave the heat!

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/gr...refighters-say "

August 23rd, 2019, 07:22 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread NOT GOOD!.
" Rhode Island portable toilet explosions probed by bomb squad, $5G reward offered

https://www.foxnews.com/us/rhode-isl...-investigation "

August 22nd, 2019, 02:52 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Trump signs executive order cancelling student loan debt for disabled veterans.
" President Trump signed an executive order on Wednesday that forgives all student loan debt for any permanently disabled U.S. military veterans.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...abled-veterans "

August 21st, 2019, 10:52 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread The Army’s SAW and M4 replacements;.
" The Army has selected 6.8mm as the new common round for both its Squad Automatic Weapon and M4 replacement
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-...-deadly-round/ "

August 18th, 2019, 05:08 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Just a fool..
" Florida man arrested for using front-end loader to dump dirt on girlfriend's car
Just a fool.
Attachment 24793

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/fl...irlfriends-car "

August 16th, 2019, 05:26 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread What might happen if trump simply aired this?;.
" Clinton, 1995, immigration, SOTU

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c43510...migration-sotu "

August 13th, 2019, 08:27 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread 'Arrogant' son pushes BMW given to him into river because he wanted a Jaguar.
" A young driver allegedly pushed this BMW he got from him parents into a river-- because he wanted a Jaguar.

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/son-pus...w-river-jaguar

"

August 12th, 2019, 10:10 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Was Sent To Me..
" BETSY ROSS

She was a Quaker (she didn't own slaves).

She married a man her family disapproved of. So they disowned her.

She learned a trade. Upholstery.

She and her husband opened a store.

Then war broke out and her husband left to fight for the colonies. He died in battle.

She kept the store running by making regimental flags for the war effort. She married again.

This time to a man who was fighting the British by sea. He also died.

She kept sewing and running the store. Her home was taken over by the British when they occupied Philadelphia.

She was a patriot.

She lost two husbands to the war and at that time in history, she learned a trade and was able to take care of herself and her children.

So that flag represents the birth of our country and in the case of Ross, early feminism!!

She's a female icon!!

This flag has nothing to do with slavery.

Nike made the wrong move. Again.
And Kaepernick is still an ignorant FOOL! "

August 2nd, 2019, 06:45 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread What’s REALLY Going On Inside NRA Operations.
" The purpose of this column is to explain what has recently transpired at NRA, and to refute the false narratives being spread about the Association. Responsible board members have remained silent until now for legal reasons, but I believe what follows should be said.

https://www.ammoland.com/2019/07/wha...#axzz5vMNe3Zj6 "

August 1st, 2019, 01:40 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread NEW LOW!.
" Illegal Immigrant Bought Baby for $80 in Guatemala to Get Priority Release in US

https://www.theepochtimes.com/illega...s_3019997.html "

July 31st, 2019, 12:50 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Justice Dept.: 2 refugees from Somalia arrested in Tucson, accused of providing support to ISIS.
" Officials with the U.S. Department of Justice say two refugees from Somalia have been arrested in Tucson and accused of providing material support to ISIS terrorists

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/ari...upport-to-isis "

July 29th, 2019, 06:36 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Phoenix man gives thirsty squirrel water at the Grand Canyon.
" During the hot days of the Arizona summer, even a squirrel needs relief from the heat.

https://www.azfamily.com/news/pets/p...2b6c3aa4b.html "

July 27th, 2019, 01:36 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread New Cars Are Junk..
" [NSFW Comment at end of video - DWWM]

They don't hold up in traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUI...MS_aALEXBMvO1Q "

July 27th, 2019, 11:34 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Can't Say What I Think Of Her Parents.
" Video shows bison attack girl at Yellowstone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugEGRRWasc "

July 26th, 2019, 07:58 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Friend Sent This To Me..
" Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the first half of the second amendment?
https://www.quora.com/Why-doesnt-any...cond-amendment "

July 19th, 2019, 07:56 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Friend Sent This..

July 14th, 2019, 09:37 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Got This E-mail..
" 128-yr.-old tombstone in Kansas
Please scroll down and read the inscription on the tombstone.

Old tombstone in Kansas.
(The inscription is very Interesting.)

This tombstone is actually in the Attica Cemetery,
Harper County, Kansas. Over 120 years old
Attachment 23739
Attachment 23740
Attachment 23741
And this guy died 128 years ago!
Do ya think he might have had a crystal ball? "

July 12th, 2019, 05:26 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Famous Presidential Lies Contest.
" Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
None of our boys will die on foreign soil
Nixon:
I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
GW Bush:
Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
Obama:
I will have the most transparent administration in history.
The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
The IRS is not targeting anyone.
It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
You didn't build that!
I will restore trust in Government.
The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
I am not spying on American citizens.
Obama Care will be good for America.
You can keep your family doctor.
Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
It's just like shopping at Amazon.
I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."
I believe we have a winner "

July 12th, 2019, 02:07 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Memoirs From Nam.
" "

July 9th, 2019, 03:43 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread I used to be a normal man!.
" As a man, I used to think I was a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist & responsible for slavery



I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan & support myself.



I went to High School, worked through college, got a degree & have held a job. I am not here because I earned it, but because I was advantaged.



I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.



I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class & ally of big business.



I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.



I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a member of the vast NRA gun lobby.



I am older than 65 & retired, making me a useless old man who doesn't understand Facebook.



I think & I reason, so I doubt what main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.



I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.



I value my safety & that of my family, & I appreciate the police & the legal system, making me a right-wing, cop loving extremist.



I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.



I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.



I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.



I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, & the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem, taking me back where I started - I must be a racist.



Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!



I thank my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, newfound changes to my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly! Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use, & I gotta go..........FREQUENTLY!!! "

July 8th, 2019, 08:51 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Man Can Get Shot Out Here..
" Not Far From Me.
PD: Suspect shot by fireworks stand owner during attempted robbery in Goodyear

An attempted armed robbery ended in a shooting Wednesday night, according to the Goodyear Police Department.


https://www.azfamily.com/news/pd-sus...de729528c.html "

July 4th, 2019, 08:50 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

SatCong created the thread Nightmare For The Left.

June 29th, 2019, 05:18 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite