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Hammer1270 replied to the thread One of those days....
" Sounds like a good time to be sippin on a nice chilled glass of Bourbon Pal..... "

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" Absolutely LOVING Trump speaking at the rally in North Carolina right now!

https://youtu.be/IYCEHQ7HEAk "

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Quote Originally Posted by Shadow-Walker View Post
Jean could you please ask for prayers as my wife is in ICU once again and I hope there would be a few that could take a moment to say a few words. Once again I made a emergency run because no time to wait for ambulance, even one prayer makes a difference.
Dear God,, My Most Gracious and Forgiving Lord,,, Here I am again asking you to shine your amazing light on one of your children,, My Dear Friend Shadow Walker needs you,,, He is True, Tested and proven,, he has scars and demons haunting him yet he Loves you, oh Lord,,, He Loves You to no end Oh Lord,, I beg of you to send your Healing Angel to sit beside My Dear Friends Wife,,, Dear Lord,,, I ask you to send your Angel of Guidance to guide the doctors hands and give them the vision and skills to heal my dear friends Wife,,, Shine your light and see my friends wife safe and healthy in my friends arms,,, We surrender to your Will Oh Lord,,, Show us your Healing Powers so that we May Praise you in Church,,, Thank you for hearing me Oh Lord,,, We know that you Love us and We Love you..... "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
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Quote Originally Posted by wmhawth View Post
By any logical measurement she is an absolute gift for Trump. The operative word there is "logical". What I can't for the life of me understand is how in the h-e double hockeysticks
did AOC and her little jihad squad ever have enough support from anyone to actually plant their miserable butts in the congress of the government of my country.
A comparison if I May,,,,,, We eat stuff with "ingredients",,, We breath air with all kindsa crap sprayed into it,,, as a result,, our Body gets infected with a bad cell,,, a cell that does not belong in our body,,,,, our immune system does recognize this bad cell and attacks it,,, killing the bad cell so that it doesn't grow into a Cancerous Tumor,,,, our Body's immune system is a fantastic defense system against these bad cells...

Now the problem happens when this cell is introduced into the body every day,,,, after our immune system has killed this bad cell over and over,,,, it begins to change,,, Our immune system begins to recognize and welcome this bad cell because it sees it every day and figures this bad cell as normal,,, figuring that this bad cell must belong here because it is present every day and wont go away,,,, now the body begins to feed this bad cell,,, turning it into a Tumor or worse..

The AOC Crew are Bad cells being introduced into our veins,,, we do not and will never accept this bad cell but the Mush Heads that we have bred will accept these bad cells and before we know it,,,, We one day wake up to the deadliest Tumor,,,, Welcome to the Land of AOC..... All part of a Master Plan...... "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
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Quote Originally Posted by Tzadik View Post
What does it say about the Democrat Party when Pelosi is the voice of reason?
That may show that The Cheese Has Finally Slipped off of the Democrats Cracker.... "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
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Quote Originally Posted by GRCarry View Post
I think that AOC and ilk believe that most people are behind them including a large number of Democrats and independents because they get a lot of likes on Twitter when they spout out something. And they get interviewed on TV more than most other Democrats. They misinterpret the fawning of their fans and the media for wide spread approval.

They are destroying the Democratic Party faster than President Obama did by driving out moderates, both those who vote and those who have been elected. They are pushing to get radical progressives in the place of elected moderates. As they win primaries, these radicals may well fail in the general election because some Democrats may get so sick of the radical anti-Americanism that they vote against the Democratic nominee.

If they keep this up, President Trump may well get re-elected, and the Republicans gain seats in the Senate and win back the house.
Yep,, Agreed,,, If I may inject my no cents,, hehehe,,,, I don't take these Invasive Parasites lightly,,, they are being injected into office and my demented mind tells me that our lawn is being seeded with these infectious Parasites,,,, Please Don't be mistaken,,,, We laugh at them today,, we take them lightly and underestimate them,,, taking them lightly,,, I'm Undefeated,,, Yup,,, 55 stinky years old,, tested and proven more than any Man that I've ever met,,,, My most powerful Strength is that I'm underestimated,,, disregarded because I'm a sweetheart that will give another the shirt off my back,,, Test me and I'm yer worst Nightmare,,, the AOC crew are our worst nightmare,,, AOC Crew does have followings,,, not billions but many,,, as the Abominations seed our lawn with more AOC seeds,,, they will become the majority in time,,, What happens when they acquire the majority of seats in our house? "

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Quote Originally Posted by nlyric View Post
I lost it right about here ",, I say,, Mi Nombre es Hammer,Gustavo,Jose,Manuelito,Ricardo,El Chapo, Jones."
As much respect as we have for you here, I think it appropriate to address you as Mr Jones here on out.




Be Careful Pleeze,,, That is the knida thing that could stick "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Border security -- Mexico and U.S. apparently ink agreement on border controls.
" Hehehehe,,,, if Mexico holds up their end,,,, It will be a huge slap across the Mush (Face),,, hehehe,,,, to Them MSM and Demotraetors that Went silly in da noggin publicly and trashed DT for using tariff as the tool it was designed to be in the Favor of the People of the USA!

It's a start but we need so much more,, let's see what how many more Wabbits Mr. President has to pull outta his hat.... "

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Quote Originally Posted by The Badger View Post
Does the forum offer an ignore feature for those who over use the ellipses, abuse satire and corrupt ironing?

If so someone pls point me to it.
After Googling "What is the meaning of "ellipses",,, I Laughed My ellipses superfluous Butt off "

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Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
I'm the "friend" who asked when he was coming to Florida. I just needed to know how long I had to pack a bag and leave. And Hammer, you're too late to buy the lot next door. He who hesitates has to live in Boca Raton.
Oh Man,,,, I missed my shot at the lot next door? No! Those people are trespassers,,, it’s never too late,,, I will make another attempt at deportation tomorrow,,, but this time I will tell them that I’m from Cuba,, once they deport me to Cuba,, I will get me a 57 Chevy and hook it up with pontoons and a prop,,, drive across the ocean and be in Florida in no time,, I will then drive and we can have a BBQ on yer front lawn,,, weeeehoooo,,, I can’t wait, this is gonna be so much fun! "

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Hammer1270 created the thread I Tried to Have Myself Deported Today.......
" Hello There Folks,,, I had me an interesting day today,,, a Friend asked me if I think I would be traveling to Florida anytime soon,,, Well,,, Now he got me thinkin,,, So,,, I'm sitting in the car with my Cuzin and I'm just feelin like I need some West and Weewaxation,,, We are driving through the new and improved Gentrified parts of BKLYN and I'm surrounded by the Bathroomly Confused,,, We drive through the nastiest Hood Rat infested part of BKLYN and I'm surrounded by Junkies and Criminals,,, I Gotta get outta here!

So,,, I check the flights for tomorrow and they are just silly,,, So,,, I get ta thinkin,,, Ice is doing some mass deportations! Yep,,, Imma get myself deported,,, So,, I walk into ICE Detention Center,,,, I throw my hands up in the air and I Surrender Myself to ICE for deportation,,, Please don't shoot! I am surrendering myself for deportation...

This big ole ICE dude grabs me and asks my name as he sits me down at his desk,,, I say,, Mi Nombre es Hammer,Gustavo,Jose,Manuelito,Ricardo,El Chapo, Jones...
Big ole Customs dude then asks me,,, Mr. Jones,,,, Where do you come from? I come from Cancun Mexico!
Big Ole ICE dude looks at me and asks Where do you live, Mr Jones? I reply,,, I live in the Dreams Tulum Resort, Sir.... He punches the Dreams Tulum Resort into his computer,,, Looks at it for like ten minutes,,, I'm like Thinking, Weeeeeehooooooo! I'm going to Cancun,,, ICE dude looked at me,, Smiled,,, and Shot me in da Buttox! "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
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Quote Originally Posted by jeanlouise View Post
I think AOC is a huge help to the Conservatives (as opposed to "Republicans", many little better than Democrats) and Trump because she provides such a contrast to what Conservatives want.

She acts dumb but she's dumb like a Fox. She's the Princess of Socialism and is leaving the rest of the wanna-bees, like Sanders, in the dust. She has a lot of appeal, even to people who are educated, lived through WW2 and should know better.
That scares me.

The thing that gives me hope is what you saw in NJ. I spent the week at Bethany Beach in Delaware. I saw lots of Trump supporting signs, bumper stickers, hats etc. One boat was in the marina flying 2 huge flags...one of the United States, the other one that said, "TRUMP". The new silent majority is starting to push back IMO.

Next year is going to be an election year doozie.
My deepest fear is that the Dems will be successful in rigging the election,,, I think they've learned a lot since failing at rigging our last election in HRCs favor. "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
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Quote Originally Posted by Siam View Post
I think it can go both ways. Honestly, I think it helps "Bone Spurs" Trump right now more than it hurts him. In the long run, people like AOC are frightening because they can start a wave of socialism that we have not seen in this country in a long time. And by that I mean "overt" socialism, not the hidden type used by the current Democratic Party.


I liked your post,, Not because I like this Democrat Socialist Movement but Because I do agree,,, it is Frightening.... "

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Hammer1270 created the thread Can AOC be a Good Thing For Promoting the Trump Administration?.
" Now don' t get me wrong,,, AOC scares the Crap Outta Me but there is another side to this coin,,, Just like Osama Bin Obommer was the Salesman of the Year for Firearms,,, AOC may be Promoting DT without knowing it,,, I've heard of Signs and Flags that are going up in NJ saying "There will never be Socialism here",,, This is in NJ! I woulda never thought that a Liberal Poop Hole like NJ would have signs and flags of this nature going up,,, It's a start but I would feel much better if I would also see this happening in NY,,, Instead I see Flags like this one that I took a snap shot of Downtown.....

Attachment 23790 "

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" That was pretty Awesome! Go Git em Boys!! "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread The rising tide of violent behavior towards Conservatives.
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Quote Originally Posted by goldshellback View Post
They're trying too at every turn and every lawsuit they bring. They (the left) are not hiding it any longer and, just with some of the people I personally know and have talked with, they believe, in a very broad sense< that the end justifies the means. THAT mindset scares me.... People whom I'd never thought would lean that way, even if they are democrats, are so tightly cross-threaded, not just with Trump but with anything even remotely considered conservative, that they believe it MUST be stamped out.

I literally have no concept of thinking this way.....I don't get it.
Yup,,, it's hard to understand,,, I see long time slow conditioning of our society,, beginning at the pre school level,,, Softening of the brain through the educational system,,, Yep,,, Picture Cheese Head Bernie as your children's teacher from pre school to college,, Teaching entitlement rather than self improvement and independence,, teaching weakness rather than strength,,, You are no longer a Man or a woman,,, you can now date the water fountain in the park,,, now add the MSM,,, Fake News,,,,, a recipe that fuels the Socialism agenda that eventually ends in The Loss of our Freedoms, God Given Rights and Government control of the people.... Welcome to The United States of AOC in the Making......... "

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Hammer1270 replied to the thread The rising tide of violent behavior towards Conservatives.
" Only one way to stop this wave,, I havenít seen it happening and I do fear that it wonít happen,,, only way to right this ship is to sink below the level of these animals,,, apologizes to animals for the comparison,,, hereís something else that I fear,,, they are extremely desperate and they have clearly shown it,, What if they somehow steal the election? I know some may laugh at me for fearing this but Iím sorry,, this is not the same USA that I was raised in.... "

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" I think Nancy Pukeface Pelosi is an alien that escaped from area 54,,, I’m serious,, get a load of da mug on her,,, then kooky eyes and the way she moves dem slimy hands of hers,,, yup,, she’s an escapee fee sure,,, and get a good look at that Chucky Which Way Did he Go Schumer too,,, That boy musta escaped from the defective ward of area 54,,, even the scientist aliens can’t figure that abomination out? "

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" Michelle Obama is a Woman "

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" And then came AOC..... "

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" Shhhhhhhh,,,,, Be Vewy Vewy Quiet,,,, I'm huntin Bigfoot......

Well,,,, Imma get pretty beat up for this comment but here goes,,, I seen me the most Humungus Alien Spacecraft in Colombia and I want Absativly Nuthin to do with them Big Headed Gender Neutral Brain eatin Suckas,, Nope,, Not me!

https://youtu.be/ngqOmNWVke0 "

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" They opened one here called "Bare Arms" too,,, I walked in Nekid with my Pistoli on my hip and They threw me out!
Them No Good False Advertisin Elephantis Breath Baboons! "

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" Very Very Nice Sir!

Rare as hens Teeth,, Imma have to borrow that one "

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" Oh man! Tropical storm Barry is coming to Mississippi,, I know it’s gonna be a tough one just from its name "

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" All I can say is,, put that Mutt in general population and have him share a cell with a dude they call Anaconda! "

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" It’s a sad day indeeed. "

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" UGH!!! Parade of Champions in Manhattan,, Adolf Cuomo and Which way did he go Shumer taking full advantage!! YUK YUK and YUK!!!
And now I cant even go to work on my Manhattan Route today because it will be full of WIMINZ!!
I used to love being surrounded by Wiminz but these Wiminz are not yer average Wiminz,,, They are th enew breed of Super Man Resistant Wiminz,, Full of anger and drama...

These new breed of Man Resistant Wiminz scare da Potato outta me,,, What is this word "Empowered" that we misuse these days?
Yup,,, I'm Skeered of these New Man Resistant Wiminz,,, My Man Card doesn't gain me entry to this club...

Hammer - Hello There
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Can I help you?
Hammer - Ummmmmm,,, No I just wanted to say Hello to you
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Excuse me! Did you just Molest me with your eyes?
Hammer - NO! I just wanted to say Hello
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Oh! You think I'n weak because I'm a Woman, Don't you?
Hammer - No, No, No,,, Seriously,,, I just wanted to say Hello
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Oooooh,,, You think I deserve less Pay,, Don't ya!?
Hammer - NO,, I swear! I think you deserve even More Pay!
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Oh,, You think that's all I'm Good For,,, Serve up a soccer ball and nothing else don't ya..
Hammer - Listen Hun
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick cuts Hammer off,,,, - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?
Hammer (Trembling) Humana Humana Humana,,,, I meant no offense!
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - You think I'm Just an Object! You Filthy Man You!
Hammer - all I wanted was to say hello to you,, that's it,, No other reason but My Gentlemanliness...
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - Oh,, you are a gentleman? Do you think I'm Pretty?
Hammer - Yes
Purple Soccer Man Resistant Chick - BONG!!!! Giant Soccer Kick to Hammer's Head!
She Killed Hammer!

Nope,,, No Soccer Parade fer me,,, I ain't gettin Killed in da Head Today! "

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Quote Originally Posted by GRCarry View Post
Heard on the news yesterday: Now it's one price, but asking for a donation for more. I didn't get the details on whether you have to be white to donate.
Yes Yes,, I would like to Drink a 12 pack of Coors Light and donate 1 gallon of Pee!! that's all that Detroit Afrocrap show is worth in my eyes after what they pulled! "

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Quote Originally Posted by Siam View Post
I would have paid tons of money to see her in concert. Best two concerts I have been to have been Metallica and AC/DC. As far as club bands, I got to see the Beaver Brown Band (On the Dark Side) once in a small club.

I wish I could have had the opportunity to see Aretha Franklin in concert. My favorite female singer ever.
Seen Metallic a bunch of times,, Love them! Also probably never missed a Rolling Stones Show in NY or NY,,, Saw Led Zep, Prince,,, Sheila Easton,,, Allman Bros a bunch of times,, Charlie Daniels once,,, Grateful Dead a few times,,, Satriani,, Living Colour,,, Nugent,,, Iron Maiden,, The Who,,, Andrea Bochelli,, Black Crows,, AC/DC,,, KISS a few times,,, and probably a few that I don't remember Oh Yea,, and Shakira,,, She wants to Marry Me,, hehehehe!!

Disclosure,,, I did not and would have not paid to see Shakira but I was invited to a very small venue in Atlantic City

Would have loved to see Hendrix,, Tina,,, Doors,, Janice,, and a few of them Killer Rock n Rollers of the old....

https://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

https://youtu.be/eiDiKwbGfIY?t=50

One of My all Time Favorites ^^^ Bochelli and Sheeran!! Love it!! Always brings tears to my eyes,, Dunno why but it does... "

July 9th, 2019, 11:47 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Detroit Afrofuture Concert Charges White People Twice as Much as People of "Color" For Tickets!.
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Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
Couldn't get me to go if they paid me double to attend.
Ok,,, Your new Avatar just made me LMAO!! "

July 8th, 2019, 07:27 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Let's talk politics with the ladies USA soccer team.
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Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
Hammer, that was just rude of them. You should post something about being "offended" by their actions, especially on an "on steroids" Liberal site. Tell them how your "Great Again American Feelings" were hurt to the bone. Maybe they will apologize in the usual Liberal way by deflecting it off to The View ladies or give you some quasi sympathy and a coupon for Starbucks. Whatever you do will be a winner either way.

Of course, you could go off on your usual Hammer way and slather them with some profanity like sentences and even make up some new words and decriptions we'd be proud of. But, you would get banned or worse, given tickets to the next Democrat candidate debate and that would just melt the frosting off your cake in my opinion.

Keep us posted as to what action you are taking.
So,,, I went on a Steroid Liberal Bathroomly Confused site and told them my story,,, I told them that I was deeply offended When Da Wiminz of Da USA Soccer Team hung up on me,,, I asked for A Safe Place to Cry My Deeply Offended Eyes out,,, as soon as I said that all I want is To Make America Great Again,,, They Shot Me in Da Buttox!
Them No Good Liberaloniusly Defective Bushwhackin,, Freakamundus,,, Skittle Wearin,,, Bathroomly Deficient Jelly Fish Syndrom Pansytonious,,, Sissy Mary,,, Leaky Brained Mush Heads! "

July 8th, 2019, 05:14 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Let's talk politics with the ladies USA soccer team.
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Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
You got further with them than you will with me...
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July 8th, 2019, 03:59 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Random thoughts v2.0.
" Why is it when I carry my rifle,, it’s an “Assault Rifle” and when LE carries the same rifle,, it’s a Long Rifle? "

July 8th, 2019, 01:25 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Let's talk politics with the ladies USA soccer team.
" I made a phone call to talk "Politics" with the Wiminz of the USA Soccer Team and as soon as I said Make America Great Again,,, they hung up on me... "

July 8th, 2019, 11:15 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread I used to be a normal man!.
" Please change your clothing to look like you just walked out of a box of skittles,,, Be overly sensitive and pretend that everything that you don't agree with offends you,, get a Bernie sticker and stick it on your Apple Lap Top,,, Do not hug, tell a Woman that she is pretty,,, or even look at a woman as today it is known as eyeball Rape!! Look at another man and,,,, Awe Hell No! I can't even say it,,, Don't Worry Pal! We Love you jut the way that you are!

Oh Yea,, one more thing,, do not,, I repeat,,, DO NOT run for office as Kermit the Frog will come out and testify with absolutely no evidence that 147 years ago,, you inappropriately stuck your hand up his Butt,,, there will be no evidence but we will be forced to believe because we must believe but only when it feeds the agenda.... "

July 8th, 2019, 11:05 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread Detroit Afrofuture Concert Charges White People Twice as Much as People of "Color" For Tickets!.
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Quote Originally Posted by Siam View Post
Well, go buy a ticket, then file a lawsuit that you are being unfairly priced because of your race/color which are protected classes under Federal law. Are you planning on going LOL

This is something that DOJ really needs to look at. If they want to charge people based off of income, that is legal, not the assumption that a white guy has more money than a black guy.
Nope,,, I'm Crazy,, Not Stupid ,,,,,, My Life Don't matter over there.... "

July 7th, 2019, 10:40 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 replied to the thread This begining to be a tiny bit frightening..
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Quote Originally Posted by nedrgr21 View Post
Forget it he's rollin'
I'm with you,,, Leave em alone,, He's on a Roll!! "

July 7th, 2019, 09:38 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread Detroit Afrofuture Concert Charges White People Twice as Much as People of "Color" For Tickets!.
" I wonder how this would play out if it was Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert that was charging "People of Color" twice the price as White People,, it figures that this would happen in that Stinkbag Rashida Tlaib's district! Black TV,,, Black Church,,, Black Concert,,, Welcome to Black Detroit,,, No Whites allowed! GRRRRRRRR!! I grow sick and tired of this anti White Trash,,,, in the perversion of our own Humanity we have descended into a demented way of life,,, I can IDENTIFY myself as a Man, Woman, Turkey, Turnip, Fruitcake, Pineapple,, or Neutral gender,, whatever da heck that is,,, I got me no clue,,, I just see a Perversion of our own Humanity,,, Why can't I Identify as a Black Gender Neutral Bathroomly Handicapped Thing and pay the lower price for the Afro Show? I'll Tell ya why,, Because I'm White! I'm Da Slave Drivin Debu! Rules only apply when convenient.....

I don't feel Guilty for Slavery or anything else,,, I ain't never had me no slaves,,, as a matter of fact,, I've been a slave to my business and Da tax man to get what I have EARNED,,, Now Bernie wants to give my Refrigerator to some anti White Possum in Detroit that won't allow me in to see a concert,,, don't get me wrong,,, I could care less about Detroit or their Damn Afro Show,,, I do care that White People are Charged double just because of skin color,,,, I posted a thread about some big ole Cockroach slapping me in a parking lot,,, I couldn't figure out where he got the fortitude to slap me as he had the fear of God in his eyes after he saw that his slap did nothing to me but make me angry,,, When I stared lightning bolts from my eyes into his,,, I saw nothing but a fear ridden coward,,, Why did this fear ridden coward slap me if he was so weak in his soul? Because He was a big ole "Person on Color",,,, I am supposed to fear him,,, He is allowed to slap me because I am white and it is Wrong but UNDERSTANDABLE!! Awe Hell No! Not Me....

Here's Da Scary Part,,,, This is exactly what our Past Administration was trying to accomplish,,, Divide White and Black,,, Divide The Classes,, Divide the People from The Police,,, DIVIDE and let the Mayhem begin,,, then achieve the agenda by coming to the rescue,,, With The Lords Help,, I will not allow myself to grow prejudice or hateful solely based on skin color,,, But I will also not allow anybody to take advantage of me or attack me solely based on my skin color...



https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...vNOT8de6TmWDwN

I say Detroit and their Afro Show! I got my own Concert Right Here!! And it's free for all colors....

https://youtu.be/sMmTkKz60W8?list=RDQMUqYfsJzb2KA

https://youtu.be/xvaEJzoaYZk?list=RDQMUqYfsJzb2KA

https://youtu.be/3cQNkIrg-Tk?list=RDQMUqYfsJzb2KA

https://youtu.be/w8egE4x9Djo?list=RDQMUqYfsJzb2KA

https://youtu.be/6GxWmSVv-cY

https://youtu.be/teom5lYBc0w "

July 7th, 2019, 09:34 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread StinkyFornia Does it Again!.
" Yep,, Dumbifornia now will require background checks to purchase Ammo
Dear Mr President, please sell Buttifornia to Afghanistan ASAP!

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...-purchases?amp "

June 26th, 2019, 06:39 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread To Draw or Not To Dwaw......
" Hello Hello Friends,,,, Apologies for my absence,,, Been Kinda busy out there these days,,, 20 years ago Folk thought I was a Silly Wabbit for Pioneering the CBD industry,,, Today it seems to be the best thing since the Oreo Cookie,, hehehe...

Well,,, Here is my Story,,, I've been in the street collecting Cash and selling CBD to all Kindsa locations in the 5 Boroughs of NY,,, From Wall Street To The Burbs,,, Collecting Cash and replenishing product,,, So,, The other day I'm in the Funkiest, filthiest, most drug infested area in good ole BKLYN,,,, I'm one of dem guys that is aware of everything that goes around him because them BGs will kill you for a dollar,,, so,, My Cousin is in the store selling and collecting as I am parked across the street watching him closely,,, I step outta the car and start to take a video of this junkie as he wobbles all over the place and people just walk by as if this is just another day in da Hood,,, The Junkie goes to sit on a fire hydrant but completely misses his target and goes rolling into the street right in front of a moving truck,, I'm thinking he's a gonner but the truck happened to jam on his brakes and not make mashed potatoes outta this Junkie...

So now I turn around,,, My Back against the car not facing my cousin but I can see behind me through the glass store front in front of me,,, So,, Now I'm watching my cousin behind me through the glass store front,,, I'm watching left, right, straight and behind me through the glass store front,, To my left I see two kids bout 18-20 years old walking down the block,,, one latino kid and one black kid walking as he is violently swinging a bat,,, looked like he was describing how he just beat someone down with his bat,,, I begin to focus on them....

As they are walking past me,,, Stupid kid looks at me and Hurls the bat up and behind him as if he's ready to Smash me in da Melon with his bat,,, Now,, I ain't no pretty boy,,, I'm an ugly Man with an uglier face,,, Most Folk won't mess with me and the ones that do are either the real deal of stupendously Stupid,,, So anyway,,, The kid Hurls the bat like he's gonna cave my head in,,,, I locked eyes with him as in a micro second,,, my left hand lifted my shirt and my right hand grabbed hold of good ole Anna Belle,,,, Amazing how fast my hand was on he grip and my thumb on her safety,,, Then the strangest thing happened,,, Our Eyes where locked as I was about to send Bat Boy With Stupiditis to Meet his Maker,,,, Time seemed to have stopped for a few seconds as I stared hard into his Soul,,, Half way through his swing he froze and just stared at me with this completely terrified look in his eyes...

I know what evil looks like,, and Evil was not in this Dummy's eyes,,, looked more like a good kid growing up in a rough neighborhood, tryin to impress or fit in with the wrong element,,, I now see that he really wasn't gonna cave my noggin in but he was just tryin to scare me and show off in front of his friend,,, as he stared into my eyes,, he looked like he was more terrified than he's ever been in his stupid 20 year old life,,, I wanted to tell him,, Hey,, What da Hell is wrong with you? Do you realize that you where about to get dead over this stupid prank? My mouth wouldn't speak for some reason but I believe that my eyes did the talkin,,, Time then unfroze and he quickly walked awayÖ

I then began to think,,, Woah! What just happened,,,, Iím the first not to buy that ďHe was a good Church going Boy CrapĒ ,,, Yet I saw this in this dummyís eyes and didnít drop Sweet Anna Belleís Hammer on him,,, I didnít draw and fire,,, I questioned myself,,, Iím pretty BA and normally, I would have closed the distance,, took the bat away from the dummy and smacked him with open hand in the face,, Why did I so quickly go to draw? I guess it was because I was in a pretty dangerous area and it just happened so fast? Why did I not complete my draw and blast this Dummy? Maybe because he froze and I saw a scared little Baby Dummy in his eyes? Either way,, I do Thank God that I didnít have to use deadly force and I Pray that this Dummy learned a lesson and changes his waysÖ.. "

June 5th, 2019, 04:12 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread If I Where Donald Trump, What Woulld My Next Move Be on Immigration?.
" Hello Hello, Friends,,, I kinda get a kick outta watching Our POTUS toy with the Dems,, Driving them crazy enough to the point that they begin showing their true colors,, Yup,, exposing their hand,, Them dummies don't know when ta fold em,, don't know when ta fold em,, don't know when ta walk away and don't know when ta run,,, Silly Dems had a brilliant plan to break our Countries Back and send us into Socialism,,, admitted Commies,,, So,,, I sit and think,,, What would my next move be to Win my Immigration fight?,,, How do I get my point across while driving these Democommies Bat poop crazy at the same time? How do I make them Democommies expose themselves further to the American People (Voters),,, HA! That's it!!!! VOTERS!!! One of the reasons that the Democommies need these Stinky Leeches to enter our Land because they vote for the Democommie!! HA!

Yup,,, I got me a plan!! Yes Folks! Us Republicans Do have a heart and want to have open arms too,,, We Love people and want to save the World also!!
Yep,, We got us an plan,,, I call it My New Green Open Arms Save The Refugees Plan! Lets open our Borders! Open them Now! Save Everyone!
hehehehehehe,,,, We will start by bringing in the most persecuted Refugees that need our Open Arms desperately,, We will begin by bringing in the most desperate cases first,,, first in line is Cubans,,, We need to Save the Cubans! after all they are all People also,, They do need our help and they are Persecuted!
Next,, We will Bring in the Venesuelans,,, YES! They Need our help we need to let them come here where they are safe,,, after all,, they are people and they are persecuted...

Hehehehehe,,, What will happen if DT agrees with the Democommies and throws it out there that we will accept refugees but it must be done in order of the most desperate,, beginning with Cubans and Venezuelans? Yes Nancy,, We have seen the light and we want open arms and we want to start by importing Cuban and Venezuelan refugees first... After all,, They are people too,,, hehehehe,,, How will the Democommies react to the importation of Refugees that will NEVER vote for a Democommie? hehehehehe,, I like this plan! "

April 18th, 2019, 09:26 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread Beware of the California Exodus!.
" California is just about as broken as it gets,,, They have fallen victim of their own liberal disease policies,,, open arms,, sanctuary and pure ridiculousness,,, the toll behind their upside down immigration open arm stupidness has driven the cost of living to be practically impossible for the average citizen,, California has sacrificed its citizens to the welcoming of illegal aliens,,, now the Legal Citizens are taxed up the Wazoo as the Illegal alien parasite sucks their blood dry and thrives,,, The average California citizen cannot afford the load that has been brought upon them and now they flee to other cities that may be less taxed so they can afford to eat,,, this is scary on many levels,,, here is what scares me,,, these Californians are still Californians,,, no matter where they may move to,, they are as blue/left as it gets,,, now they move to Red states and may one day have the power or number to change a Red State to a Blue State,,, Hmmmmm,,, The Liberal disease seems to be spreading in ways that I haven't thought of before....

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...LGkY6u8Hp-56B2 "

April 14th, 2019, 02:35 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread Border Walls Don't Work,,,,,,,,, NOT!.
" Well Allrighty then,,, The Mush Brained Librally Infected Sheep can listen to the Enemies of a Free America when they say that Walls don't work and borders are immoral,,, Or they can actually see proof that walls not only work but also enable a Countries economy to thrive,,, Looks like Hungary got it right,,, Hungarian's Prime Minister Viktor Orban had me very exited this morning as he stood his ground and said it as it is,,, I watched him on da TV say "WE DON'T NEED NO IMMIGRANTS!" We don't want to be Islamitized like the the Netherlands and France,,, The population of Germans in big German cities has plunged,,, They spend tons of their money on illegal immigration and not much on building infrastructure or economy,,, and nothing much left over for healthcare,,, There is no place for multi culturism in Hungry! Hungarians live in Hungary and our people come first! Oh Man! I do believe that I love this Man! Go Git em Viktor!! Hungary's economy is Booming,, their rate of marriage rate is up,,, Birth rate is up,, Divorce and abortion rate is on the decline,,, and this all started with BUILDING A BORDER FENCE!!!

When Hungary was not borderly protected, there was as many as 6300 illegals per day entering the Country,, The day after the border fence was completed,, that number plummeted to just 870,,, Yup,, I said THE DAY AFTER!! In two weeks it dropped again to an average of just 15 illegals per day,,, Wholly Build that wall and Build it now!! Where is Hungary at today,,, they haven't had any Terrorist crossing in six months..... I do believe that the wall is not just successful but Super Duperly Effective in Every way! Hello Democrats,,, Here is the Proof! Now take yer head out of yer and stand up for America,, Americans,, the ones that elected you into office.... And while we are at it,, lets wrap that Soros Abomination in a nice box and hand him over to Putin....


https://www.breitbart.com/europe/201...r-99-per-cent/ "

March 28th, 2019, 09:51 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread How Much Does Illegal Immigration Costing Us?.
" Here ya go Folks,, Read it and weep,, these are the numbers,, and that's just what we can account for,, so,, can anyone please explain why it is immoral to enforce our immigration laws? These numbers alone can pay for a 24 karat wall around the universe
These numbers are only the financial end,, factor in the murders, crime, fraud and pain and we have a whole other ocean load of problems..
Is the wall Immoral? I think the Un American Abominations that oppose the wall are Immoral!

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March 21st, 2019, 11:04 AM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread Had Me Some Hilarious Fun Today.......
" Oh Man did I have me some fun today,, Iíve been building street routes all over NY these days,, so,, from my past days in distribution,, Iíve got lots of experience in dealing with the Indian, Pakistan, Bangladesh community and they can be some of the most crooked people that Iíve had the pleasure of dealing with,,, Today I had some Asian clients that Iím working a pretty large venture with,,, we had a great meeting in Manhattan today,,, Now they take me and my Cousin to lunch,,, we ate well but just drank tea with lunch and when we left,, I was thirsty as heck,,, we get back into Queens and I make my Cousin pull over so I can get a bottle of water,, I walk into the store and grab a bottle of water,,, I walk up to the counter and put the bottle on the counter,,, I lay one dollar on the counter,,,, This Indian guy had the nastiest look on his face as he looks at me and in the rudest voice,,, he says ďone dollar and seven centsĒ Iím thinking this guy is so rude and nasty and I donít remember ever paying tax on water anywhere but CVS,,, So I ask him,, why so nasty,,, where are your people skills,,, I jokingly tell him,, Well,,, I donít think I have 7 cents in my pocket,,, hehehe,,, He snatches the bottle of water off the counter and gives me the dirtiest look,,, He looked very tall from behind the counter as he looked down at me so nasty and said,,, ďONE DOLLAR AND SEVEN CENTSĒ what donít you understand about this! You donít speak English!

I look at him and smile,,,, ďI donít speak English?Ē,,, Now since Iíve dealt with his people forever,,, Iíve learned some bad words in his language,,,, hehehehe,,,, I say check out my English,,,, I start cursing him out in his own language,,, WHOLLY ATOM BOMB!!!
This 6 foot 4 inch Indian went Ballistic on me!!!! Heís yelling at the top of his lungs,,, Get out of my store,,, I start laughing and then he got so mad!! He runs out from behind the counter and suddenly he shrunk to about 4 foot nothing,,, Iím like,,, What Da? What happened to this tall Indian guy? He just shrunk!! Iím Laughing my Butt off as he comes at me,,,, I am yelling,,, HEY! What da heck happened to you? You just got so small!! I think you left your legs behind the counter!! Where are your legs Little Guy,,, His eyes get twisted as he Goes Atom Bomb on me,,,
Iím Laughing so hard as I keep asking him,,, Your legs,,, You left your legs behind the counter!! Now the customers in the store and laughing hard and heís losing his mind with anger!!

Now,,, Heís lost his mind and he charges me,,, punching me in the chest and pushing me out of the store,,, GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY STORE!! As I laugh so hard!!!,,, Iím letting him punch me and push me because Iím laughing so hard that I got tears in my eyes and my legs are weak,,, as he pushes me near the door,,, I stop and say,, Hey,,, You still have my dollar on the counter,,, ďYOU GET NOTHING!! GET OUT!! As I laugh,, I say gimme my dollar,,, ďNO! GET OUT!!,,, Iím Dying Laughing and heís pushing me,,, I reach over and grab a $2 bag of Doritos,,, He Goes nuts and starts pulling the bag,,, I rip open the bag and reach in and grab a fist full of Doritos and shove them into my mouth and all over my mouth,,, Iím laughing,,, Doritos flying all over the place and Little Indian guy got steam shooting outta his ears because now all of the customers are laughing just as hard as I am,, fueling his anger,,, Finally I let him push me outta the store and got in my car,,, Doritos all over my face and laughing my butt off,,, My cousin looks at me and says,, what da heck happened? I tell him what happened and we laugh for a bitÖ.

Off to the route,,,, We pass another store that the guy never buys from me and always mean to me,,, Iím like Cuz,,, stop here and let me mess with this guy for a bit,,, Cuz is like,,, You are nuts,,, So I walk into the store and the Indian guy looks at me,,, I say ďHiĒ Iím From so n so company and he cuts me off,,, What do you want,,Whats your name Mr Stupid Man,,, I laugh and say Happy Valentines day,,, And say,,, Why you call me Mr Stupid man? You are Mr Something bad in his language,,, He reaches behind him and grabs a 3 pack of paper towels and throws them at me,,,, I duck and the paper towels his a display and knock stuff all over the floor,,, he comes running from behind the counter Yelling! ďMr Stupid Man!,, I Kill You!Ē,,, I run out of the store Laughing My Butt Off,,, Man did I have me some fun day today!! "

February 14th, 2019, 06:09 PM   0 Comment(s)   Favourite

Hammer1270 created the thread Governmental Spending Insanity.
" Boy oh Boy am I glad that I'm not Married to our Government,, Wait a Minute,, I am married to them through Uncle Sam!
The Pentagon spends $1,200.00 per cup for Fighter Pilots (Coffee cups),,, an annual I mean Anal expense of $350,000.00,, What Da?

NASA spent $1,000,000.00 Yup that's one Million Duckies on preparing religious groups for interaction with Extra Terrestrials,, Yup,, that's a Million Bananas spent on prepping religious groups to interact with ET,, What Da?

Cornell University Got a GovernMENTAL Grant to study where it hurts the most to get stung by a bee,,, Yup!,, That's a million Beans to figure out where it hurts the most to get stung by a bee,,, Turns out to be in the nostril for Wiminz and you can guess where it hurt the most for a Man,,, What Da?
I coulda done that study for one dollar and thirty seven cents!

Congress has sent DT a 300 BILLION bill for Insanity Spending this year,,, Yet we ain't got the Money to fund our Border Security,, What Da? "

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