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    Quote Originally Posted by DogWalksWithMe View Post
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    I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
    Thanks a bunch for that!

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    Thanks a bunch for that!
    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill801 View Post
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    I see what you did there.
    Glad somebody did!!!

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    Red face

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    A: Wee paws for station identification.
    Cardinal principle: Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Philosophy: Why the Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos)
    On the RKBA: Most of what you think you know about our Constitution is wrong -- Michael Badnarik

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    pfffft!
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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    What did the janitor say when he burst out of the closet?
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    Supplies!

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    Democrats have gotten so good at telling jokes, there's gonna be a laugh track for the next debate.

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    A girl named Darling had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing at school. Eventually, she overcame her hang-up and married her high-school sweetheart.
    When their first child was born, she named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as her unique name.
    Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Darling did, because of her strange name.
    She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name.
    Dad took the blame to protect his wife and apologized.
    In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away.
    Minutes later, Darling came home and saw her husband lying on the ground.
    "What happened?!" she asked, running to him.
    He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot with a dart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."

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